The Constitutional monarchy of Det Nya Svergie is a massive, socially progressive nation, ruled by Hartlow Nickelsson with an even hand, and remarkable for its daily referendums, smutty television, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic population of 3.72 billion De nya svenkarnas are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kethalios. The average income tax rate is 68.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The strong Det Nya Svergiean economy, worth 238 trillion Riksdals a year, is led by the Cheese Exports industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Furniture Restoration, and Woodchip Exports. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 64,051 Riksdals, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Every week is blindness awareness week, sullen teenagers in bright orange 'community payback' onesies can be seen picking litter at the roadside, professionals are ready to retire by the time they receive permission to use their credentials, and would-be emigrants are told "abandon all hope all ye who would exit here". Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Det Nya Svergie's national animal is the Lion, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Det Nya Svergie is ranked 19,630^th in the world and 60^th in Wintreath for Highest Foreign Aid Spending, scoring 1,193.92 on the Clooney Contribution Index.